Donald Trump is back. ICE is bigger. CECOT is still a dystopian nightmare dressed up as security theater. And guess what? I made a 7-minute animated rap parody about it because why the hell not.

Deportation Nation is my satirical remix of Afroman’s “Crazy Rap”—reloaded with blunt-force political rage, court-grade parody protections, and the kind of lyrical imagery that would make everyone and their mother projectile vomit into the Federalist Papers.

What’s It About?

In short:
It’s about the militarized absurdity of the U.S. immigration system.
It’s about ICE agents stomping through hospitals.
It’s about ghost courts, fake deportation hearings, and MAGA wet dreams turned policy.
It’s about Trump golfing while brown families disappear in vans.

It’s not subtle. It’s not PG-13.
It’s a raccoon-mask protest anthem wrapped in cartoon entropy.

What’s It Look Like?

Think:
Boondocks-style animation meets Frijolero meets an AI engine with PTSD.

Every frame is generated, edited, stitched, and tweaked into a hallucinatory visual that straddles the line between crude protest art and broken neural networks.

Watch the Music Video:

Drop a comment. Share with a lawyer. Forward it to your ICE uncle. Let’s see if satire can survive the algorithm.

America is a deportation machine with a flag stuck to the side.
This song?
It’s a monkey wrench.

You’re welcome.
—Veritas Dickworth

What About the Lyrics?

[Intro]

Cop: Get on the fucking ground! Get on the fucking ground, right now!

Immigrant: What, what, what, what do you mean?

Cop: What do you mean “what do I mean”? Get down. Get on the fucking ground, right now, you fucking spic?

Immigrant: What? What is a spic? I’m just taking my groceries, huh?

Cop: Nombre! ¿Cual es tu nombre?

[Chorus]

Said let’s fuck ‘em all, I’ll send your ass, El Salvador’s where you go

We can send you away, deport your ass, torture you real slow

As for immigration laws, we ignore them all

Saying “due process be damned” 

Disappear them all while I play golf

Break all laws and laugh my ass off

So ICE, ICE, ICE, my boys, pick out the immigrants

Doesn’t mean jack shit to my Orange Face, ‘cause they’re not my own race

So ICE, ICE, those who dissent, Palestine we will kill

If they don’t suck dick for Israel, I bet you J.D. will

[Verse 1]

Well, it was just sundown in a college town

I call it my stomping ground

When I took a stroll out through my front door

Agents came from around

Well, I asked them for their badges and their numbers too

When this van pulled over from behind. They pushed me into the wagon ‘cause they didn’t care I begged them for a warrant that a trial judge signed. 

They fucked up my head, they fucked up my back

They fucked me up until I fuckin’ went slack

Then they fucked up my phone, fucked up my mail

They hauled my ass all the way to jail

Thought to myself, “Motherfucker,”

Hope you choke on a dick, cocksucker

I put up a fight while I was still in cuffs

Until the agents tased me in my manly nuts

So I kicked, I screamed in the concrete void

But the agents, they were laughin’ and were not annoyed

Oh they fucked up my will, they fucked up my rights

Took selfies with me under Gitmo lights

But I ain’t sad ‘bout their sadistic ways

That’s the worst damn lawsuit they’ll ever face

Got a law degree and my bottled up rage

I’m gonna put THOSE cunts into a cage

[Chorus]

Said let’s fuck ‘em all, I’ll send your ass, El Salvador’s where you go

We can send you away, deport your ass, torture you real slow

As for immigration laws, we ignore them all

Saying “due process be damned” 

Disappear them all while I play golf

Break all laws and laugh my ass off

So ICE, ICE, ICE, my boys, pick out the immigrants

Doesn’t mean jack shit to my Orange Face, ‘cause they’re not my own race

So ICE, ICE, those who dissent, Palestine we will kill

If they don’t suck dick for Israel, I bet you J.D. will

[Verse 2]

I wish I’d fucked up a Peckerwood

It’s wrong I know, but damn I’d feel good

I’d scare his honkie ass because he was racist

But Congress got laws under rational basis

I wish I’d gotten my degree, never received my own PhD

I worked real hard, protested, fought

I got deported to damn CECOT

Don’t be amazed at the stories I tell ya

Extreme rendition’s normal U.S. behavior 

Trump’s a big liar and big fascist too

So he’ll call it fake news, a hullabaloo

See, I got this tattoo of my hamster

MAGA be dumb, so they called it “Gangsta”

Skin is brown, tattoo is green

So the motherfuckers said I be MS-13

I got children who are sick, they got stage 4 cancer

Trump said, “Their mom’s illegal, so death’s the answer”

He told them to go back to Honduras

Though they are ‘Muricans who needed doctors

[Chorus]

Said let’s fuck ‘em all, I’ll send your ass, El Salvador’s where you go

We can send you away, deport your ass, torture you real slow

As for immigration laws, we ignore them all

Saying “due process be damned” 

Disappear them all while I play golf

Break all laws and laugh my ass off

[Verse 3]

I got a girl who’s from Venezuela

She posted shit ‘bout Tren de Aragua

Orange Fuck abused the Alien Enemies Act

Deported her illegally after the fact

Got this friend who supported Gaza, couldn’t go back to school at Columbia

Got this friend who studied STEM, got his visa withdrawn like an ATM

Got a Chinese pal down in UCLA

Got persecuted for having a phone from Huawei

Met this badass nurse just south of El Paso, they cuffed her mid-shift, like a damn fiasco

Said she had trauma, some cartel troubles

They laughed in her face, gave her a bus to Matamoros

Met this woman from Ukraine

She’s now stuck in federal pen, while her whole family’s slain

Met this real smart dude from MIT

He made his own version of ChatGPT

ICE used it to ID folks with brown skin tones

Now it’s just snitchin’ from everybody’s goddamn phones

[Chorus]

Said let’s fuck ‘em all, I’ll send your ass, El Salvador’s where you go

We can send you away, deport your ass, torture you real slow

As for immigration laws, we ignore them all

Saying “due process be damned” 

Disappear them all while I play golf

Break all laws and laugh my ass off

So ICE, ICE, ICE, my boys, pick out the immigrants

Doesn’t mean jack shit to my Orange Face, ‘cause they’re not my own race

So ICE, ICE, those who dissent, Palestine we will kill

If they don’t suck dick for Israel, I bet you J.D. will

[Verse 4]

Have you ever posted shit on social media

But the MAGA fuckers won’t just chill

I mean, you gettin’ upset because you can’t fuckin’ get

any way to get these wankers killed

So you tell them to fuck off and eat a dick

But they keep on supporting that scum

Then a dude walks in, it’s an ICE agent

And he asks you, “Where you from?”

So you ask if you are being fuckin’ detained

You start pleading the Fifth

But he already mad ‘cause you know your damn rights

So he start beating on yo’ ass, now your clothes all muddy

Your nose all bloody, you were so hard but now you’re soft

You thought you had the law on your own side

Now they still gonna wipe you off

[Chorus]

Said let’s fuck ‘em all, I’ll send your ass, El Salvador’s where you go

We can send you away, deport your ass, torture you real slow